What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

What is music publishing?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill